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Bruce Wolf, famous sportscaster and Chicago Resident visited with Aaron Equipment Company this week and had a chance pose with Aaron's very own celebrity... The Aaron Bike! Bruce had a chance to write his own recollection on his visit to Aaron Equipment.
“Bruce Wolf, internationally famous sportscaster, landed his Gulfstream jet at O’Hare the other day, hopped on his Orange County Chopper that had been buckled securely in the seat next to him, and then rode his bike down the aisle, cut left and flew out of the exit onto the tarmac, zipped along until he catapulted a fence and drove along the short way to our headquarters here in Bensenville, Illinois, to visit his buddies, the Cohens. He allowed us to take this picture, during which time he was sucking in his stomach. “Do I look fat on this bike?” he said. Wolf also said that his rotator cuff was hurting from stretching his right arm to pose for the picture. But he wanted everyone to know how color-coordinated he was. Please note not only the blue shirt but also the orange stripes on his sneakers. Please don’t tell Paul Teutul, Sr. of Orange County Chopper fame about all this, as Bruce is afraid that Paul Sr. will kick his bony butt if he finds out.
Bruce had a great time at Aaron Equipment. He talked a long time with his friends, the Cohens. And he was rewarded with a big bowl of Italian soup made by Michael Cohen’s wife, Susan Cohen. Then he got back on his Orange County Chopper and zipped back to O’Hare, which is located in the northwest part of the Chicago area and flew all the way up to Palwaukee airport, which is located in the even more northwest part of the Chicago area. And then he went home.”
Please note that all of the above is true except the parts about the Gulfstream jet and actually riding the Orange County Chopper. Bruce Wolf is just a nerd WHO WISHES HE COULD RIDE an Orange County Chopper.
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